The True Meaning of “Saint”

The True Meaning of “Saint”

Strip Info

Title
The True Meaning of “Saint”
Date
August 24, 2015
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Day

A woman steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Woman
I helped cure cancer.
St. Peter
Wait in line.
Panel 2 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later

A man steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Man
I helped bring peace to the Middle East.
St. Peter
Wait in line.
Panel 3 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later

Kevin steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Kevin
I went to my friend’s improv show. At 11pm. On a Tuesday.
Panel 4 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Continuous

St. Peter gestures towards the Pearly Gates, which swing wide.

St. Peter
Come right in!

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