Comics Tagged : bedtime story

The Tale of Climate Policy – Part 2

The Tale of Climate Policy – Part 2

Strip Info

Title
The Tale of Climate Policy – Part 2
Date
September 5, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Castle – Day

A storybook king stands atop his castle, addressing his subjects below. Behind him, flames and a great plume of smoke waft skywards.

King
Good news! I have a plan to end the wildfiles ravaging our kingdom…
Panel 2 : Ext. Castle – Continuous

The crowd below cheers.

Crowd
Huzzah!
Panel 3 : Ext. Castle – Continuous

The king continues

King
…over the next thirty years!
Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Night

A modern-day child lays in their bed, looking confused.

Little Boy
Wait- Why thirty years? The forest is on fire now!

Sitting at the foot of the bed, the mother scowls at the bedtime story she’s reading.

Mom
Because the king and all his rich friends will be dead by then.

The Kingdom That Almost Won

The Kingdom That Almost Won

Strip Info

Title
The Kingdom That Almost Won
Date
August 1, 2021
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Notes

This comic went crazy viral (go figure). Here’s my Twitter thread examining the spread.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Kingdumb – Day

A medieval knight points at a giant dragon lying on its back in a destroyed village. The knight beckons to nearby villagers.

Knight
Look! The dragon is almost slain! Let us arm ourselves and end its reign of terror!
Panel 2 : Ext. Kingdumb – Continuous

The nearby villagers look at their armor with skepticism.

Villager 1
Wait- What’s this armor made of?
Villager 2
The court jester says it makes you magnetic…

A third villager wears a helmet with visor hanging under his chin.

Villager 3
I can’t breathe in this helmet!
Panel 3 : Ext. Kingdumb – Continuous

The knight looks on in despair as the villagers continue.

Villager 1
Don’t push your pro-armor agenda on us!
Villager 2
The dragon hasn’t eaten anyone -I- know.
Villager 3
We should let the dragon eat us until it gets full.

Meanwhile, the dragon looms over the knight.

Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Night

In a modern-day child’s bedroom, a little boy in bed furrows his brow.

Little Boy
I don’t like this story. The people are dumb.

Sitting at the foot of his bed, his mother hunches over a storybook, head in hands.

Mom
-Sigh- I know.