A large pie chart, divided up into three slices. Two of them, very slim (about 5% each), are labeled “Eating” and “Cuddling.” A third, overwhelmingly large slice (about 90%), is labeled “Holding Up Your Phone & Saying ‘Look At This’.”
This comic was based on a bit we did in a Weird Couples video for BuzzFeed. Justin & Elizabeth played it so well, I tried to turn it into a comic. It kinda works.
Transcript
Panel 1 : Ext. Void – Day
Man and Woman are walking. Man, ginger smile on his face, holds up his sunglasses and gestures toward Woman’s purse.
Man
Hey babe – Can I stash these in your bag?
Panel 2 : Ext. Void – Continuous
Man puts his keys into Woman’s bag.
Man
And these?
Panel 3 : Ext. Void – Continuous
And his wallet.
Man
And this?
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous
And his phone.
Man
And this?
Panel 5 : Int. Void – Continuous
And a case of beer.
Man
And these?
Panel 6 : Int. Void – Continuous
Unburdened, Man walks away, blowing a kiss to Woman – who stands hunched over by the weight of her bag.
