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Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part II

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part II
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Title
Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part II
Date
September 4, 2019
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This comic blew the hell up on Reddit. Probably because it gave folks the chance to share their own Craigslist horror stories. Best part is, everyone thinks they’re smarter than the average Craigslist user. But they -are- the average Craigslist user. So figure that out.

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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin sits at a little table. On the table, there’s a little red lamp. A tag hangs off that says “$5.” A sign next to it says “Lamp $5 / Still works! / Red shade / 18″ Tall”. Craigslist Guy walks up.

Craigslist Guy
Hey does your lamp still work?
Kevin (points to post)
Yup! All the info is in the post right here.
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Craigslist Guy doesn’t get it.

Craigslist Guy
What color is it?
Kevin (points to post)
All the info is in the post right here.
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

No reaction from Craigslist Guy.

Kevin
…So just read the post right in front of you.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

Craigslist Guy still doesn’t get it.

Craigslist Guy
How much?

Kevin deadpans to camera.

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I
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Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I
Date
August 14, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin sits at a little table. On the table, there’s a little red lamp. A tag hangs off that says “$5.” Craigslist Guy walks up.

Craigslist Guy
Hey is your lamp still available?
Kevin
Yup! Just $5!
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Without a word, Craigslist Guy starts to literally fade away.

Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Going. Going…

Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

Gone. Craigslist Guy has disappeared. Leaving Kevin alone, deadpanning to camera.

How To Greet A Stranger’s Dog

How To Greet A Stranger’s Dog
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How To Greet A Stranger’s Dog
Date
May 7, 2019
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Panel 1 : Ext. Sidewalk – Day

Walking down the street, Sarah stops a Woman walking her French bulldog.

Sarah
Can I say Hi to your dog?
Woman
OK!
Panel 2 : Ext. Sidewalk – Continous

Sarah bends down to pet the dog.

Sarah
Can I pet him?
Woman
Sure!
Panel 3 : Int. Sidewalk – Continuous

Sarah picks the dog up. The Woman raises a finger in objection.

Sarah
Can I pick him up?
Woman
Um…
Panel 4 : Int. Sidewalk – Continuous

Sarah stuff the dog in her sweatshirt and runs away, leash still attached.

Sarah
Can I stuff him in my sweatshirt and take him home?
Woman (OS)
STOP!

Weekend FOMO

Weekend FOMO
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Weekend FOMO
Date
April 8, 2019
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Inspired by the great Nathan W. Pyle, this comic is one of my favorites of all I’ve done (so far).

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Panel 1 : Int. Home – Monday

Sarah sits on a stool, looking folorn. On the adjacent table, Instagram steps up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
-Sigh- My weekend was lame.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram perks up.

Instagram
Wanna see pics of your friends having fun without you?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah glares at Instagram

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah slumps further. Defeated.

Sarah
-Sigh- Kinda….
Instagram
Yeah y’do! C’mon!

Sensitive Toothpaste

Sensitive Toothpaste
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Sensitive Toothpaste
Date
March 27, 2019
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Sensitive Toothpaste - Bonus

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Panel 1 : Int. Grocery Store – Afternoon

Standing in the toothpaste aisle, Sarah examines a box of “Sensitive Toothpaste.”

Panel 2 : Int. Bathroom – Night

Sarah brushes her teeth. On the counter next to her, the tube of Sensitive Toothpaste looks up at her with big eyes.

Sensitive Toothpaste
Are you mad at me?
Panel 3 : Int. Office – Day

Sarah sits at her desk, trying to work. She looks at a string of text messages on her phone.

Sensitive Toothpaste (via text)
I just feel like… if she was -really- sorry, she’d text me back
Sensitive Toothpaste (via text)
I’m not overthinking right?
Sensitive Toothpaste (via text)
Lol don’t answer that 🙂 🙂 🙂
Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Night

Sarah is in bed, under the covers, trying to sleep. Sensitive Toothpaste creeps up over her shoulder.

Sensitive Toothpaste
I feel like we never talk anymore.

My Most Valuable Skill

My Most Valuable Skill
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Title
My Most Valuable Skill
Date
February 20, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day

Kevin sits across a desk from a middle-manager who is looking at Kevin’s resume while clicking a pen. A cup on the table tells us this is Brad.

Brad
So. What would you say is your most valuable skill?
Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous

Across the desk, Kevin deadpans.

Kevin
Heating up fish in the office microwave… and pinning it on other people.
Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous

Brad’s eyes bug out as someone cries out from the other room.

Someone (OS)
Ugh! What stinks?
Oh c’mon, Brad!
Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous

Kevin smiles a shit-eating grin.

Holiday Party Reruns

Holiday Party Reruns
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Holiday Party Reruns
Date
December 15, 2018
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Panel 1 : Int. Holiday Party – Friday Night

Dressed in festive holiday gear, Egg and Toast hold drinks and mingle. Toast is telling the punchline of a joke. Egg smiles.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!
Panel 2 : Int. Holiday Party – Saturday Night

Another party. Different holiday gear. Different friend. Same joke.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!

Egg’s smile fades.

Panel 3 : Int. Holiday Party – Sunday Night

You guessed it. Egg has had enough.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized-
Egg
(interrupting)
-the cat was really a dog.
Panel 4 : Ext. Sidewalk – Later

Egg and Toast walk home down a snowy lane. They hold hands.

Egg
We need to get you new jokes.
Toast
…Or go to fewer holiday parties.