Comics Tagged : couples

The Glitter Trap

The Glitter Trap

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Title
The Glitter Trap
Date
June 13, 2021
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Notes

Based on an actual conversation between my partner and I

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Dani confronts Kevin on their couch, sticking a finger in his face.

Dani
You’ve got giltter on your face. You cheating on me?
Kevin
No.
Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Dani holds up a finger with evidence.

Dani
Then where did it come from?
Kevin
I dunno. My new lotion?
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin defends himself.

Kevin
Besides, the only time I’ve left this house in the past year has beenn to take out the trash. When could I possibly cheat on you?
Panel 4 : Ext. Back Alley – Night

Kevin rendevous with some bimbo in a leopard print mini dress while taking out the trash.

Kevin
(to bimbo)
She’s on to us.

Let Them Fight

Let Them Fight

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Title
Let Them Fight
Date
May 23, 2021
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Notes

This is a remix of my Falcon and The Winter Solider comic as suggested by my Instagram follower Azid. The bonus panel of the original still works here too.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Cafe – Day

Godzilla yells at King Kong.

Godzilla
SKREEONGK!
Panel 2 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

King Kong yells at Godzilla.

King Kong
RAAAAAAAWR!
Panel 3 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

WIDER to reveal Godzilla and Kong are sitting at an outdoor cafe. Their waiter (Kevin) stands awkwardly between them.

Kevin
…I can come back in a few minutes…

Weekend ToDo List

Weekend ToDo List

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Title
Weekend ToDo List
Date
January 15, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Day

Egg lies in bed, wrapped snug in the comforter. Toast walks up bedside, holding up a sheet of paper.

Toast
OK! Here’s my list of everything we need to get done this weekend.
Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg isn’t moved.

Egg
Is “Stay In Bed & Watch Netflix” on your list?
Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Toast looks quizzically at the list.

Toast
No… That’s not–
Egg (interrupting)
–Weird. It’s on mine.
Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Later

Both Egg & Toast are curled up in bed, watching Netflix together. Toast sips a cup of coffee.

Egg
Isn’t my list better?
Toast
Shut up.

Normal Selfies

Normal Selfies

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Title
Normal Selfies
Date
April 4, 2019
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Whenever

Close up on a series of 6 selfies of Egg & Toast, each increasingly ridiculous and heavily filtered.

Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continous

Smliling, Egg & Toast look at their phones.

Toast
Have we ever sent each other a normal selfie?
Egg
Nope.

The Age Old Question

The Age Old Question

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Title
The Age Old Question
Date
March 20, 2019
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Toast sit on the couch, playing a video game. Over their shoulder, Egg sits ast the table, looking at a laptop.

Egg
What do you want to eat tonight?
Toast
Whatever. You pick.
Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg offers a suggestion.

Egg
Pizza?
Toast (OS)
Nah.
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg offers another suggestion.

Egg
Tacos.
Toast (OS)
We just had tacos.
Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Annoyed, Egg offers another suggestion.

Egg
Burgers.
Toast (OS)
Too Greasy.
Panel 5 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Patience gone, Egg offers yet another suggestion.

Egg
Sushi.
Toast (OS)
Too Fishy.
Panel 6 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg stand behind Toast, face screwed up in frustration. Oblivious, Toast keeps playing their game.

Egg
What do you want to eat tonight?
Toast
Whatever. You pick.

The Correct Volume

The Correct Volume

Strip Info

Title
The Correct Volume
Date
February 28, 2019
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Close up on the upper-righthand corner of a TV screen. A green overlay reads “Volume: 67”

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg and Toast sit on their couch, watching said TV. Toast holds the remote. Wrapped in a blanket, Egg lays next to them.

Egg
Turn it up to “70,” please.
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast pauses.

Toast
Why?
Egg
It has to be a mulitple of 5.
Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast looks confused.

Toast
…Why?
Egg
Ssssh! I’m trying to watch!

The Power of Waffles

The Power of Waffles

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Title
The Power of Waffles
Date
February 15, 2019
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Notes

This is one of my most popular – and personal favorite – comics of all time.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Day

Egg lays in bed. Wrapped in a purple comforter. Toast stands at the foot.

Toast
Are you getting out of bed today?
Egg
No.
Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg doesn’t move.

Egg
The world is hot garbage. I live here now.
Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Toast makes an offering.

Toast
I made waffles.
Panel 4 : Int. Dining Room – Moments Later

Egg & Toast sit at a little table. Eating waffles. Toast is all smiles. Egg is still wrapped in the comforter.

Egg
Damn you.

Holiday Party Reruns

Holiday Party Reruns

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Title
Holiday Party Reruns
Date
December 15, 2018
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Holiday Party – Friday Night

Dressed in festive holiday gear, Egg and Toast hold drinks and mingle. Toast is telling the punchline of a joke. Egg smiles.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!
Panel 2 : Int. Holiday Party – Saturday Night

Another party. Different holiday gear. Different friend. Same joke.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!

Egg’s smile fades.

Panel 3 : Int. Holiday Party – Sunday Night

You guessed it. Egg has had enough.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized-
Egg
(interrupting)
-the cat was really a dog.
Panel 4 : Ext. Sidewalk – Later

Egg and Toast walk home down a snowy lane. They hold hands.

Egg
We need to get you new jokes.
Toast
…Or go to fewer holiday parties.

A Good Fwump

A Good Fwump

Strip Info

Title
A Good Fwump
Date
December 3, 2018
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Egg lies on the ground in the fetal position. A shell-shocked (get it?) look on it’s face.

Whenever I’m feeling anxious and overwhelmed…
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Toast walks in. Stands over Egg with a look of concern.

I know I can count on you…
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Toast flops face-down over Egg. Covering it. “Fwump!”

…To lie on top of me like a weirdo.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

Toast just lays there. A heart floats up from Egg.