The Film School Grad’s Lament

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Day

Kevin slouches on his couch, watching TV. His bird sits on his head.

Kevin

Man, this movie is awful! I could easily write something better than this crap!

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin’s bird perks up.

Bird

Oh! Does this mean you’re finally going ot finish that screenplay you started in your 20’s?

Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin glowers at the bird.

Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin picks up the remote.

Kevin

Let’s see what else is on.