The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk

The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk

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Title
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
Date
August 31, 2018
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This comic is a perennial favorite. Every couple of months, a Harry Potter themed Instagram account will post it. Then all the others will too. People love the Harry Potter, what can I say?

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Hogwarts – Night

A new Hogwarts student smiles as the Sorting Hat proclaims his house.

Sorting Hat
Gryffindor!
Panel 2 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Same thing. But with a different student.

Sorting Hat
Hufflepuff!
Panel 3 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Same thing. Only this time with Kevin.

Sorting Hat
Only saw the movies! Never read the books!
Panel 4 : Ext. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Surrounded by new students, Dumbledore banishes Kevin from Hogwarts. Kevin, shoulders slumped, walks away.

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