Kevin, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and carrying luggage, stands in the doorway of his house. His bird greets him with raised wings.
Bird
Hey hey! Welcome back from vacation!
Kevin
Thanks! What did I miss?
Panel 2 : Int. Apartment – Continuous
Kevin’s bird ponders.
Bird
Let’s see… He renamed it “X”, but he doesn’t own the trademark. So there probably a bunch of lawsuits coming. Also: he limited the number of tweets you can read without paying.
Panel 3 : Int. Apartment – Continuous
Kevin’s smile fades. His face ages as he listens to his bird go on.
Bird
Oh! And he started paying people to post, but you have to subscribe first – which kinda sounds like a pyramid scheme?
Panel 4 : Int. Apartment – Continuous
Kevin turns around and walks away, dragging his luggage with him. His bird calls after him.
Bird
…and did I mention he wants us to use it as a banking app? BECAUSE HE WANTS US TO USE IT AS A BANKING APP!
Bonus Panel 1 : Ext. Beach – Later
Now at the beach at sunset, Kevin drags his luggage behind him as he walks into the ocean.
Bonus Panel 2 : Ext. Beach – Later
Kevin is gone under the water. All that’s left are his footsteps and the drag marks of his luggage.
