Comics Tagged : desk

Every. Job. Site.

Every. Job. Site.
Bonus Panel
Every. Job. Site.

Strip Info

Title
Every. Job. Site.
Date
February 13, 2024
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day

A website—personified with glasses, a moustache, and arms and hands—sits in a chair at a desk. Across its forehead is written EVERY JOB SITE. It beckons to someone off-camera.

Website
Just give me your resumé and I’ll auto-populate our application for you!
Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous

Wide shot revealing Kevin sitting on the other side of the desk. Wearing a short-sleeved dress shirt and red tie, he hands his resume to the website.

Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous

The website adjusts its glasses, looking at Kevin’s resume.

Website
Ah! I see your last job was “Resumé” with a start date of “Baltimore” and an end date of “Microsoft Word”
Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous

Reverse on Kevin. He frowns and beckons the website to give him his paper back.

Kevin
-Sigh- Just let me do it.
Panel 5 : Int. Office – Moments Later

Kevin and the website still sitting at the desk.

Website
Isn’t this a Dilbert comic?
Kevin
No. I’m not a racist.

A Very Accurate Halloween Costume

A Very Accurate Halloween Costume
Bonus Panel
A Very Accurate Halloween Costume

Strip Info

Title
A Very Accurate Halloween Costume
Date
October 30, 2023
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Day

Kevin sits at his desk, drawing on his Cintiq. Behind him, his bird stands on a pumpkin on a table. His bird is wearing a little black t-shirt, blue pants, and a sandy blonde wig, just like Kevin.

Bird
Look! I dressed up as you for Halloween!
Kevin
Oh god…
Panel 2 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous

Kevin’s bird furrows his brow.

Bird (mocking)
“Hi. I’m Kevin. I’m a little bit grumpy all the time…”
Kevin
Please stop.
Panel 3 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous

His bird continues:

Bird (mocking)
“…I’d sure be a lot happier if I didn’t tie my self-worth to my productivity…”
Kevin (rolling eyes)
Yeah yeah. Very funny.
Panel 4 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous

Kevin’s bird starts to walk away.

Bird (mocking)
“Whelp! Off to make a comic with a mediocre punchline!”

Kevin swivels around in his chair.

Kevin
Oh fuck off!
Bonus Panel : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Later

Later, Kevin’s bird stands in front of an iPad, drawing something. He turns around to see Kevin standing behind him, wearing an ill-fitting green parrot suit — just like him.

Bird
Am I supposed to be offended? You look great!