Comics Tagged : table

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Day

Kevin sits at his desk, drawing on his Cintiq. Behind him, his bird stands on a pumpkin on a table. His bird is wearing a little black t-shirt, blue pants, and a sandy blonde wig, just like Kevin.

Bird

Look! I dressed up as you for Halloween!

Kevin

Oh god…

Panel 2 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous

Kevin’s bird furrows his brow.

Bird (mocking)

“Hi. I’m Kevin. I’m a little bit grumpy all the time…”

Kevin

Please stop.

Panel 3 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous

His bird continues:

Bird (mocking)

“…I’d sure be a lot happier if I didn’t tie my self-worth to my productivity…”

Kevin (rolling eyes)

Yeah yeah. Very funny.

Panel 4 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous

Kevin’s bird starts to walk away.

Bird (mocking)

“Whelp! Off to make a comic with a mediocre punchline!”

Kevin swivels around in his chair.

Kevin

Oh fuck off!

Bonus Panel : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Later

Later, Kevin’s bird stands in front of an iPad, drawing something. He turns around to see Kevin standing behind him, wearing an ill-fitting green parrot suit — just like him.

Bird

Am I supposed to be offended? You look great!