Comics Tagged : office

The Bank Loan (Part 3)

The Bank Loan (Part 3)

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Title
The Bank Loan (Part 3)
Date
November 20, 2022
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Bank Office – Day

The bank Branch Manager sits behind his desk opposite Kevin and his bird, looking over a handfull of papers.

Branch Manager
Sir, this business plan was clearly written by your pet bird, and we don’t give bank loans to birds.
Panel 2 : Bank Office – Continuous

Dressed in a large, green bird outfit, Kevin scoffs. Dressed in a collar and tie, his bird perches next to him.

Kevin
That’s preposterious! Are you suggesting I’m not the one who came up with the idea for…
Panel 3 : Int. Bank Office – Continuous

Kevin picks up one of the loan application papers in front of him and reads it briefly.

Panel 4 : Bank Office – Continuous

Kevin returns to his hauty posture.

Kevin
…”Pluckr: The Dating App for Birds?”
Panel 5 : Int. Car – Later

Kevin drives home from the bank. On his shoulder, his bird throws up his wings in disgust.

Bird
It’s a billion dollar idea!
Kevin
Obviously. They have no vision.

The Bank Loan (Part 2)

The Bank Loan (Part 2)

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Title
The Bank Loan (Part 2)
Date
November 13, 2022
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Car – Day

Kevin drives his car to the bank. On his arm sits his bird, dressed in a little collar and tie.

Bird
Listen, I need you to pretend to be me in this bank interview.
Kevin
What? Why?
Panel 2 : Int. Car – Continuous

The bird continues.

Bird
Because banks don’t give business loans to birds.
Kevin
Well, not with that attitude.
Panel 3 : Ext. Car – Continuous

The bird continues.

Bird
C’mon, be serious. Can you pretend to be me or not?
Kevin
Yeah yeah yeah. No problem.
Panel 4 : Int. Bank Office – Later

Kevin sits in a chair opposite the branch manager, who looks over the loan application. Kevin is wearing a giant parrot costume, grinning like an idiot. On his shoulder, his bird facepalms.

How To Motivate Your Co-Workers

How To Motivate Your Co-Workers

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Title
How To Motivate Your Co-Workers
Date
March 21, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day

Kevin stands next to a Bossman in front of a group of office workers.

Bossman
Remember: Failure is not an option.
Kevin
Yes, but failure is the best teacher.
Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous

The Bossman looks over as Kevin continues.

Kevin
So if you want to succeed at learning, consider failing.
Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous

The Bossman whispers to Kevin.

Bossman
What are you doing? We’re supposed to motivate them.
Kevin
I am!
Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous

Something dawns on the Bossman

Bossman
Wait- do you even work here?
Kevin
(arms up)
Naps for everyone!