Comics Tagged : life or death situation

All That Flapping

All That Flapping

Strip Info

Title
All That Flapping
Date
August 14, 2022
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Kevin’s House – Day

Close up on Kevin, wearing a bike helmet. His parrot sits on his shoulder.

Kevin
What’s flying like?
Bird
Honestly? Overrated.
Panel 2 : Ext. Kevin’s House – Continuous

The bird continues.

Bird
Sure, it’s fun to soar above the trees. But it’s also exhausting. All that flapping.
Panel 3 : Ext. Kevin’s House – Continuous

Wider to reveal Kevin is standing on the roof of his house, looking over the edge. A pillow lashed to his chest and a bedsheet fastened to his arms as makeshift wings.

Kevin
Huh. So should I rethink this?
Char
Nah. You’re gonna love it.

Opening Up

Opening Up

Strip Info

Title
Opening Up
Date
July 16, 2020
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Notes

This is probably my most political comic to date. It blew up on Reddit. I think it even made it to the front page. People used the comments as a place to debate COVID-19 lockdown re-opening. The debate got so heated that the moderators of r/funny actually took it down.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Castle Courtyard – Day

A King addresses a crowd of his subjects from the top of a high wall.

King
My loyal subjects.. I’ve decided to reopen the castle!
Panel 2 : Int. Castle Courtyard – Continuous

From the crowd below, a lowly subject speaks up. Behind him is the main gate of the castle. On the other side of that, a green fog can be seen lingering right over the wall.

Subject
But Your Majesty! The Murder Fog is right outside the gates! We’ll be killed!
Panel 3 : Int. Castle Courtyard – Time

The king motions to a group of three younger people to his left. They look insufferable. Like mideval hipsters.

King
I’m sorry, but I’m afraid I have no choice… Beck and her friends MUST BRUNCH!

If I Was On “Hot Ones”

If I Was On “Hot Ones”

Strip Info

Title
If I Was On “Hot Ones”
Date
January 8, 2020
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Notes

Sean Evans liked this on Instagram.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Day

Close up on Kevin sitting at the Hot Ones table. His eyes pop out and his mouth pickers.

Panel 2 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Continuous

Still close up. Kevin opens his mouth. Fire bursts out. His eyes pour water.

Panel 3 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Continuous

Still close up. Kevin hunches over. Crying in pain. Tears streaming from his face.

Panel 4 : Int. Hot Ones Set – Continuous

Now wider. We see Sean Evens sitting across from Kevin. A confused look on his face.

Sean Evans
Um… We haven’t started yet.
Kevin
I’m out!

Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now

Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now

Strip Info

Title
Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now
Date
February 28, 2018
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Street – Day

A paramedic crouches over a man who has been shot. He clutches his chest in pain.

Paramedic
Help! This man is dying. The only thing that can save him is someone singing the “Perfect Strangers” theme from memory!
Panel 2 : Ext. Street – Continuous

Kevin nudges his way to the front of the gathered crowd.

Panel 3 : Ext. Street – Continuous

Kevin steps up. Closes his eyes. Raises his arms in an offeratory stance.

Kevin
Everyone stand back.