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Work Friends

Bonus Panel

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Title: Work Friends
Date: May 14, 2023
Tags: awkward, Batman, Batman In Therapy, Commissioner Gordon, Gotham City, masculinity, mental health, pop culture, social interactions, therapy

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Panel 1 : Ext. Gotham City PD Roof – Night

Commissioner Gordon and Batman stand on the roof of the GCPD headquarters at night near the bat symbol.

Commissioner Gordon: Thanks for helping us catch The Riddler, Batman. Gotham owes you a great debt.

Panel 2 : Ext. Gotham City PD Roof – Continuous

Gordon and Batman stand facing each other for an awkward beat.

Panel 3 : Ext. Gotham City PD Roof – Continuous

Batman blurts out.

Batman: …Wanna hang out after work?

Panel 4 : Int. Psychiatrist’s Office – Later

Batman lays on a couch. Behind him in a chair, his therapist takes notes.

Therapist: …And how are we doing with forming male friendships?
Batman: I’m so awkward!

Panel 5 : Int. All-Nite Diner – Later

Batman and Gordon sit stiffly in a booth of an all-night diner. Each has a strawberry milkshake in front of them.

Batman: How’s your milkshake?
Commissioner Gordon: – I should get home to my family…

Let Them Fight

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Title: Let Them Fight
Date: May 23, 2021
Tags: awkward, bffs, couples, Godzilla, Kevin, King Kong, movies
Notes: This is a remix of my Falcon and The Winter Solider comic as suggested by my Instagram follower Azid. The bonus panel of the original still works here too.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Cafe – Day

Godzilla yells at King Kong.

Godzilla: SKREEONGK!

Panel 2 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

King Kong yells at Godzilla.

King Kong: RAAAAAAAWR!

Panel 3 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

WIDER to reveal Godzilla and Kong are sitting at an outdoor cafe. Their waiter (Kevin) stands awkwardly between them.

Kevin: …I can come back in a few minutes…

The Falcon And The Winter Solider – Off-Hours

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Title: The Falcon And The Winter Solider – Off-Hours
Date: April 25, 2021
Tags: awkward, bonus panel, Falcon, Harold, Kevin, Marvel, relatable, Winter Solider
Notes: Bonus Panel

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Cafe – Day

Falcon (Sam Wilson) yells at Bucky.

Sam: You need to come to terms with your past!

Panel 2 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

Winter Soldier (Bucky Barnes) yells at Sam.

Bucky: You need to come to terms with your future!

Panel 3 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

WIDER to reveal Sam and Bucky are sitting at an outdoor cafe. Their waiter (Kevin) stands awkwardly between them.

Kevin: …I can come back in a few minutes…

Gossip Folks

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Title: Gossip Folks
Date: April 4, 2021
Tags: bff, friends, gossip, memes, relatable, single panel, social media

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day: A person sits at their desk, happily typing away at their laptop.; Gossiping with my friends
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Day: The same person, no longer typing, completely deflated.; Wondering if my friends are gossiping about me

Look With Your Eyes

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Title: Look With Your Eyes
Date: January 30, 2021
Tags: bffs, dumb things people do, Egg & Toast, men and women, relatable, relationships, wholesome

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Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Toast stands in front of an open closet. Egg sits at the table across the room, working on a laptop.

Toast: Where are the light bulbs?
Egg: Middle shelf.

Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Toast looks confused.

Toast: Where? I don’t see them.
Egg (stops working): Next to the towels.

Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Toast doesn’t see them.

Toast: Where?
Egg: -Sigh-

Egg stands up and begins to walk across the room.

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Just as Egg reaches Toast…

Toast: Oh! There they are!

Toast reaches for them. Egg just glowers at Toast.

Weekend ToDo List

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Title: Weekend ToDo List
Date: January 15, 2020
Tags: bed, bffs, couples, Egg & Toast, productivity, relaxation, self care, weekends

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Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Day

Egg lies in bed, wrapped snug in the comforter. Toast walks up bedside, holding up a sheet of paper.

Toast: OK! Here’s my list of everything we need to get done this weekend.

Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg isn’t moved.

Egg: Is “Stay In Bed & Watch Netflix” on your list?

Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Toast looks quizzically at the list.

Toast: No… That’s not–
Egg (interrupting): –Weird. It’s on mine.

Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Later

Both Egg & Toast are curled up in bed, watching Netflix together. Toast sips a cup of coffee.

Egg: Isn’t my list better?
Toast: Shut up.

Bedtime Ritual

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Title: Bedtime Ritual
Date: June 14, 2019
Tags: bed, bedtime, crime, Egg & Toast, pillow, ritual, smother

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Night

Egg & Toast are in bed, saying goodnight.

Egg: G’night.
Toast: ‘Night.

Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg uses a pillow to play-smother Toast.

Egg: …Forever!

Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg pauses for a moment.

Egg: Are you dead?
Toast (under the pillow): Yes.

Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg releases the pillow. Toast isn’t actually dead. Egg kisses Toast. Toast smiles.

Egg: OK G’night.
Toast: ‘Night.

Head Nibbling

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Title: Head Nibbling
Date: April 18, 2019
Tags: couch, Egg & Toast, head nibbling, Netflix, TV, weird

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Night

Egg & Toast sit on the couch watching TV. Wrapped on in blanket, Egg lays their head on Toast, who looks over at it.

Whenever we’re alone…

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast slowly opens their mouth.

…I know I can count on you…

Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast opens their mouth and nibbles lightly on Egg’s head.

…to nibble on me like a weirdo.

Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continous

Toast continues to nibble. Egg looks up.

Egg: Please don’t eat my head.
Toast: Don’t tell me how to love you.

Normal Selfies

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Title: Normal Selfies
Date: April 4, 2019
Tags: bffs, cell phone, couples, Egg & Toast, selfies, smart phone, ugly selfies

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Whenever

Close up on a series of 6 selfies of Egg & Toast, each increasingly ridiculous and heavily filtered.

Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continous

Smliling, Egg & Toast look at their phones.

Toast: Have we ever sent each other a normal selfie?
Egg: Nope.

Sensitive Toothpaste

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Title: Sensitive Toothpaste
Date: March 27, 2019
Tags: emotional bandwidth, needy friends, Sarah, sensitive toothpaste, social interactions, toothpaste
Notes

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Panel 1 : Int. Grocery Store – Afternoon

Standing in the toothpaste aisle, Sarah examines a box of “Sensitive Toothpaste.”

Panel 2 : Int. Bathroom – Night

Sarah brushes her teeth. On the counter next to her, the tube of Sensitive Toothpaste looks up at her with big eyes.

Sensitive Toothpaste: Are you mad at me?

Panel 3 : Int. Office – Day

Sarah sits at her desk, trying to work. She looks at a string of text messages on her phone.

Sensitive Toothpaste (via text): I just feel like… if she was -really- sorry, she’d text me back
Sensitive Toothpaste (via text): I’m not overthinking right?
Sensitive Toothpaste (via text): Lol don’t answer that 🙂 🙂 🙂

Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Night

Sarah is in bed, under the covers, trying to sleep. Sensitive Toothpaste creeps up over her shoulder.

Sensitive Toothpaste: I feel like we never talk anymore.

The Age Old Question

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Title: The Age Old Question
Date: March 20, 2019
Tags: bff, burgers, couples, Egg & Toast, food, frustration, sushi, tacos

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Toast sit on the couch, playing a video game. Over their shoulder, Egg sits ast the table, looking at a laptop.

Egg: What do you want to eat tonight?
Toast: Whatever. You pick.

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg offers a suggestion.

Egg: Pizza?
Toast (OS): Nah.

Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg offers another suggestion.

Egg: Tacos.
Toast (OS): We just had tacos.

Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Annoyed, Egg offers another suggestion.

Egg: Burgers.
Toast (OS): Too Greasy.

Panel 5 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Patience gone, Egg offers yet another suggestion.

Egg: Sushi.
Toast (OS): Too Fishy.

Panel 6 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg stand behind Toast, face screwed up in frustration. Oblivious, Toast keeps playing their game.

Egg: What do you want to eat tonight?
Toast: Whatever. You pick.

The Correct Volume

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Title: The Correct Volume
Date: February 28, 2019
Tags: bffs, couch, couples, Egg & Toast, Netflix, TV, volume

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Close up on the upper-righthand corner of a TV screen. A green overlay reads “Volume: 67”

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg and Toast sit on their couch, watching said TV. Toast holds the remote. Wrapped in a blanket, Egg lays next to them.

Egg: Turn it up to “70,” please.

Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast pauses.

Toast: Why?
Egg: It has to be a mulitple of 5.

Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast looks confused.

Toast: …Why?
Egg: Ssssh! I’m trying to watch!

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Work Friends

Bonus Panel

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Let Them Fight

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The Falcon And The Winter Solider – Off-Hours

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Gossip Folks

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Look With Your Eyes

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Weekend ToDo List

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Bedtime Ritual

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Head Nibbling

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Normal Selfies

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Sensitive Toothpaste

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The Age Old Question

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The Correct Volume

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